Post by Nyarlathotep on Jan 29, 2005 12:36:48 GMT -5
I had a dream about Maynard that I'd like to share with all of you. This would definitely get me flamed on other message boards, but hopefully your reactions won't be as harsh. Here goes:
I was in a hotel and was looking at the guestbook, and someone said to me, "I think Maynard James Keenan is here." I went into a bookstore or some kind of store and saw him at a table with a group of people sitting around him. As I was about to walk over to the table, one of the store clerks grabbed me and said, "Leave him alone. Let him have his privacy." I explained to her that I had to meet him because he was my soulmate, so she finally let go of me and I went over to the table.
Maynard was talking to a boy who was holding a Faith No More record and asking him if he should buy it, to which Maynard answered, "Absolutely." I interjected, "Oh, that's an awesome album!" and high-fived another kid standing next to me. The record had a pink cover, kind of like Pearl Jam's Ten, but it said "Faith No More" and I think it was supposed to be The Real Thing.
I can't remember what happened next, but somehow I ended up telling a joke and making Maynard laugh, and then I practically attacked him as I kissed him full on the lips and knocked him on the floor. I had my arms around him and was laying on top of him. I asked him if he was ok, and he replied, "I've never been more ok."
We started kissing and saying "I love you" to one another, then decided to go to a cafe and get something to eat. We both ordered strawberry daiquiris to drink (why not wine, I wonder?) but never got to order food because I started to wake up. The last thing I remember before waking up completely was Maynard screaming "No!" as if upset that I was leaving him.
Take it away, Freud!
I was in a hotel and was looking at the guestbook, and someone said to me, "I think Maynard James Keenan is here." I went into a bookstore or some kind of store and saw him at a table with a group of people sitting around him. As I was about to walk over to the table, one of the store clerks grabbed me and said, "Leave him alone. Let him have his privacy." I explained to her that I had to meet him because he was my soulmate, so she finally let go of me and I went over to the table.
Maynard was talking to a boy who was holding a Faith No More record and asking him if he should buy it, to which Maynard answered, "Absolutely." I interjected, "Oh, that's an awesome album!" and high-fived another kid standing next to me. The record had a pink cover, kind of like Pearl Jam's Ten, but it said "Faith No More" and I think it was supposed to be The Real Thing.
I can't remember what happened next, but somehow I ended up telling a joke and making Maynard laugh, and then I practically attacked him as I kissed him full on the lips and knocked him on the floor. I had my arms around him and was laying on top of him. I asked him if he was ok, and he replied, "I've never been more ok."
We started kissing and saying "I love you" to one another, then decided to go to a cafe and get something to eat. We both ordered strawberry daiquiris to drink (why not wine, I wonder?) but never got to order food because I started to wake up. The last thing I remember before waking up completely was Maynard screaming "No!" as if upset that I was leaving him.
Take it away, Freud!