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Post by pethealer on Feb 10, 2005 14:16:22 GMT -5
OK I confess I'm not a huge fan of Blair's rantings over at Toolband.com but you've got to admit the December newletter was priceless. Could it be - Miss July - a Christian plot hatched out of the bowels of Walmart - to subvert the progress of the next Tool album?!!  The more realistic assessment of Miss July's predicament? She's got the major hots for Maynard. Maybe we should invite her here. Sorry Blair she's not interested in the silver Coleman. Oh yeah and sorry Miss July - the line for Maynard starts over there - in front of his Captain Nemo Nautilus Replica...with a bathroom. I love that. ;D |
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Post by Halo on Feb 10, 2005 18:48:42 GMT -5
That name, "Hot Sea Man" cracked me up!! That was great. If you go by the bitching at Tool Army, not many people are fans of Blair's ranting. I am though. I find them highly entertaining. Bah! to Miss July. First in her "profile" she stated one of her turn-off's was "bald men". I think she got wind of it being posted at TA and all of a sudden if she could have "any man" it would be Maynard.  If I were Maynard I'd do her (well, cuz let's face it, you know he's gonna want to cuz she's hot) then tell her what I thought of phony, opportunistic women and then kick her out. Heh. |
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Post by Nyarlathotep on Feb 10, 2005 19:49:53 GMT -5
Bah! to Miss July. First in her "profile" she stated one of her turn-off's was "bald men". I think she got wind of it being posted at TA and all of a sudden if she could have "any man" it would be Maynard. Maybe she's so much of a phony that she doesn't realize that Maynard is bald. I must admit that when I first saw A Perfect Circle, I thought the auburn wig was his real hair, even though I had seen pictures of him bald with TOOL. I remember thinking, "Did he grow his hair out that fast?"  |
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Post by pethealer on Feb 10, 2005 20:35:36 GMT -5
Miss July is turned off by bald men?! What a dweeb. I never bothered to look up her profile or her spread. I had just assumed she was a Tool fan who happened to have "divine assets." Oh well, one less person trying to get into the hot sea man. Better for us  |
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Post by Halo on Feb 10, 2005 21:14:17 GMT -5
Yea, when the whole "Miss July" thing came about at TA, her profile had said that. Then she retracted it. I'll go dig it up at TA. I can't remember now what her "excuse" was as to why she had origninally stated her turn offs were bald men. *edit* Here it is: Miss July Update
Stephanie Glasson is her name, and this is her game..."I do like bald guys!" says Stephanie, amending her Playmate Data sheet. "I actually never had anything against them-I just wrote that in my turnoffs about one specific person. If I could have any man in this world, it would be Maynard, the lead singer of Tool. See?"I call bullshit. She put in her profile her turn-off's were "bald men". You wouldn't put a generalized statement like that if it's just about one person. Her turn off would have been that one person. (And yes, I'm being a jealous little bitch about Miss July because she probably will get with MJK. )  |
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Post by pethealer on Feb 10, 2005 21:35:00 GMT -5
(And yes, I'm being a jealous little bitch about Miss July because she probably will get with MJK. ) Aww don't worry. Remember - Maynard doesn't have any internet access or cellular phone reception in the nautilus replica...not even in the bathroom  |
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Post by Halo on Feb 10, 2005 21:40:05 GMT -5
And that's a good thing. Who would want ANY distractions while you were in the Hot Sea Man?!! |
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