The Bar

[Polly]

Thanks, but I can't have any alcohol with my medicine. How about you? *Mixes you up something fruity with a little umbrella in it*

[Nyarlathotep]

I'm not supposed to drink on my medication, either, but I do sometimes. It's usually just a glass of wine. I have never been totally drunk before, just slightly tipsy after a "Zombie" once at my favorite Chinese restaurant. Thank goodness for the buffet! If I hadn't eaten so much, I would have been completely trashed. I used to want to order the Chinese/Polynesian drinks when I was little because they had cool names and came with an umbrella.

[Polly]

I've never been drunk either. In fact I don't really drink at all. Just cyber-drinking. ;)I used to bug the adults to get drinks when I was little to get the umbrellas. ;D Since we are pretend-drinking here, how about a glass of Maynard's wine? I'll pour.

[Nyarlathotep]

Yes, a glass of Maynard's wine would be delightful. One of these days I'm going to take a trip out there and have the man himself pour me a glass of wine. I can dream, can't I?

[Polly]

If we're dreaming, can I go with you and he can pour us both wine and he can be shirtless at the same time?

[Nyarlathotep]

Yes, shirtless would be very nice - that way he would have to tell us what the Chinese characters tattooed on his arms say! Maybe they say, "If you're close enough to read this, I'm about to give you a hug!" (still dreaming)

[Polly]

I bet he gives great hugs. *Dreaming too* Or maybe his tattoos say "I'm about to drop my pants... prepare yourself!"

[Nyarlathotep]

I'm back to dreaming about Maynard, since the bastard I've been going out with apparently doesn't like me anymore. He posted a bulletin on MySpace announcing that he was moving to a nearby town to live with this woman Jess and her 1-year-old son.

Bartender, whiskey please - straight up.

[Polly]

nyarlathotep said:

I'm back to dreaming about Maynard, since the bastard I've been going out with apparently doesn't like me anymore. He posted a bulletin on MySpace announcing that he was moving to a nearby town to live with this woman Jess and her 1-year-old son.

Bartender, whiskey please - straight up.

I'm so sorry. That's terrible! *Hands over the whiskey* *Hugs*

[Nyarlathotep]

Thanks Polly. I think I'll be okay. As my sister said over the phone yesterday, "There's no shame in being single."