Sloganizer

[Polly]

Just found this on another board...
www.sloganizer.net/en/

«Maynard James Keenan... whatever you want.» Hmmm... interesting... whatever I want, huh?
«The Maynard James Keenan effect.»
«There is no life without Maynard James Keenan.»
«No need to worry with Maynard James Keenan.»
«Maynard James Keenan nonstop.» Sound good to me!
«And on the eighth day, god created Maynard James Keenan.» I'll buy that! ;D
«There's a bit of Maynard James Keenan in all of us.» Don't we wish...
«Feel it - Maynard James Keenan!»
«I'd do anything for Maynard James Keenan.»
«High life with Maynard James Keenan.»
«Break through with Maynard James Keenan.»
«Thanks Maynard James Keenan.» ;D
«Maynard James Keenan innovate your world.»
«Maynard James Keenan after a long day.»
«What is Maynard James Keenan?»
«Think. Feel. Maynard James Keenan.»
«Maynard James Keenan - One name. One legend.»
«Inspired by Maynard James Keenan.» Indeed I am.
«Maynard James Keenan inside you.» Oh, really? I'm pretty sure I would notice that. ;D

[fairyblood]

«Jesus - first class!»
«Start the day with Satan.»
«George Bush, better than sex.» ;D ;D ;D
«Take what you want, but leave Saddam alone!»
«pwn - living innovation»
«Hitler is a female force.»
«Opiate, the freshmaker.»
«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Maynard.»
«Let's Stalin!»
«Dying - Think different.»
«Killing people is a never ending story.»
«And on the eighth day, god created 711.»
«Dead Babies. We build smiles.»
«God made Darth Vader.»
«You better get your bazooka out.»
«The Power of Chuck Norris.»
«The Anti-Christ - be ready.»
«The Queen of Ninjas.»

[Polly]

«Tooltastic!»
«I wish i was a Tool.»
«Tool - Your personal entertainer.»
«Tool, the secret of women.»
«Naughty little Tool.»
«Don't mess with Tool.»
«Tool, to hell with the rest.»
«Always the real thing, always Tool.»
«Tool loves you.»
«The gods made Tool.»
«Break through with Tool.»

[voiceofgod]

lmao good stuff