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Post by Halo on Feb 14, 2005 20:07:41 GMT -5
I know not everyone is as entertained with Blair's ramblings as I am, so I edited as much as I could out and picked up on just the Tool news. To read the full newsletter, go to Toolband.com
Evidently, the golden bowl of Jelly Belly’s in Tool’s rehearsal space is running low, because while dining on Indian cuisine the other night at the Bollywood Café, Danny told me that they’d knocked out another song that very afternoon. In describing it, he mentioned something or other about Maynard’s vocals – something that he seemed excited about, although to be perfectly honest, I really don’t remember what it was.
Camella mentioned something about the song being “heavy” – either that or she was talking about the Theakstons.
Some Tool enthusiasts might be happy to know that, in order to meet their self-imposed deadline for finishing material for the new record, the members of the band will be working on Valentine’s Day and the more heathen Roman Feast of Lupercalia, with writing/arranging sessions going well into what Milton called “the palpable obscure.” So, while some of you ladies are picking through your beribboned boxes of confectionery blah, blah, blah........remember who is working hard to create more of those “chromatic tortures” that pierce the aeythrs in your bedroom.
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Post by alienation on Feb 14, 2005 21:28:41 GMT -5
Yeah!! But I wonder what their definition of hurrying is?
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Post by Halo on Feb 14, 2005 23:31:29 GMT -5
What I want to know is this:
You're sitting having lunch with Danny and he is telling you about Maynard's vocals on this song, he seems excited about it......and you fucking forget what he tells you?
Just how is that possible?
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Post by Nyarlathotep on Feb 15, 2005 9:04:24 GMT -5
What I want to know is this: You're sitting having lunch with Danny and he is telling you about Maynard's vocals on this song, he seems excited about it......and you fucking forget what he tells you? Just how is that possible? LMAO! Blair is such a dipshit! And I was the first person to call it on the 13th step message board: now that he knows what Jelly Belly's are, he'll never shut up about them.
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Post by Halo on Feb 15, 2005 21:42:15 GMT -5
I didn't want to make a whole new thread for this....so I felt this was a good place. This was posted at Tool Army (by one of my favorite people there) and cracked me the hell up: Ænema army Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Bull... ...shit three ring circus sideshow of... Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call TA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to surf, I'll see you down at creedarmy.ca.
Fret for your Karma and Fret for your Number and Fret for your PM's and Fret for your Dogma and Fret for your Doctrine and Fret for your Profile and Fret for your T-shirt and Fret for your LMAO.
It's a bull... ...shit three ring circus sideshow of... Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call TA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to surf, I'll see you down in APC.gay .
Some say a virus will worm through the site. Followed by golden showers and viral waves. Followed by messageboards that cannot sit still. Followed by 4477 dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering online distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to surf.
Blair's gonna fix it all soon. Blair's comin' round to fuck it up the way he likes to do.
Learn to surf.
Fuck Hagerbastard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those mispelling white gangster wannabes.
Learn to surf.
Fuck rectal anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you monkies and Fuck your small mammaries.
Learn to surf.
Fuck those Canadians With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure capitalists.
Learn to surf.
Cuz I'm praying for trojans And I'm praying for chatroom woes I wanna see the server give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Blair please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me heathenist. Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.And...the TA wars continue between those of us that want change and a little organization and those that just love the chaotic mess.
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Post by Nyarlathotep on Feb 16, 2005 8:14:21 GMT -5
Ha, ha! That was awesome! Thanks for posting it, Halo! Shit, maybe I should join TOOL Army just for a few good laughs.
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Post by lilacJ on Feb 16, 2005 13:58:10 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!!!!!
;D ;D ;D
That is fabulous H! True to the last WORD! ;D
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